a list

Because me am have all the answer, me am have compilatioded a list of 10 sega game franchise that should stay dead and NEVAR, NEVAR, NEVAR get a sequel and or HD remake.


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

10. Mr. Bones - This game so boring. What be point? Fight evil with a guitar? Where be chainsawswordgun? The art style suck, the main character suck, and the villain be am the worst of all with his am giant hair. STOOPID. And every level is different, so ANNOYING! This game be am much better if every level was same, and all it have was am skeleton brandishing chainsawswordgun fighting generically non-descript enemy. That it. Who need anything else? No one be am caught playing this dorky game. No way. Coolness factor -12, man. We all know how important it is to be seen as cool by our peer, yesh? VERY. John Madden hisself could no save this game. It that lame and boring.

AND THE MUSIC SUCK A FAT BONKEY DALL.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

9. Rent a Hero - Me am sure glad Japanese game am no popular anymore, and that this am series will nevar see the light of day in the west because of that. Long live American game design! Long live the same ol' same ol'!





-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

8. Chakan - Chakan the Forever Man. More like Chakan the Foreverly Not Good Enough Game. What the point of dual wielding sword when it am no have chainsaw/gun attached to them? ME AM WANT KNOW Y? EL STOOPIDO. It just try too hard to be cool, and fail to deliver any blood and gore. The ending say NOT THE END. Me am think it wrong. Most defanitaly not a SEGA classic. ME AM CEREAL ABOUT THIS.

AND THE MUSIC SUCK A FAT BORSE HALL.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

7. Seaman - What can am say about this obscewer piece of shit? Maybe me am just give you am an example of actual convorzashin me am have with it instead.

ME: "Hey, Seaman, you am suck!"

SEAMAN: "So does you am mother."

And so am does this game. ZUGGZUGG. Yooneek and original? BORING! Y play a game where you no can kill stuff? Y?????????????? Well, you can kill them, but slowly. That no count. BORING.






-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

6. Skies of Arcadia - What am be a Skies? That slang for sky? Whatev, when it am come to RPG, if it no am have FINAL or FANTASY in title, then you am best forget it. No WORLD or WARCRAFT? Forget that shit, too. FOR CEREAL. And beside, me am too busy being chained to PC MMO. It like 2 job in 1.  Who am has time to play non MMO, single player RPG anymore? No one. That who.

AND THE MUSIC SUCK A MASSIVE BIPPO HALL. NUFF SAID.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

5. Kid Chameleon - Main problem with this is it not FPS. They am tried to put cool stuff in like ninja, tank, skateboard, and maniac, but left out chainsawswordgun. WHAT? HOW COULD U? Not even laser. STUPID, BIG MUCH! And they am leave out most important thing - BLOOD. Nothing cooler than senseless vilence. YAP.





-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

4. Golden Axe - Why would u am make any more, especially after the last one; Beast Rider. PERFUCTION. Just leave well enough alone and know when to stop while yous am ahead. Beast Rider was it am swan song, let it be. It can no get bettar than that. And again, just sword and no chainsawswordgunnery? GTFO. Beast Rider no have that either, but that one exception to every rule. YAP.


PLUS, THE MUSIC SUCK A GIANT BHINO RALL.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

3. Panzer Dragoon Saga - Some "people" want a re-release, because it no am get much of a first release at all, but it be am good thing this game no got wider release, 'cause then "people" would want it even more than they do. Why do they want it? Hell if me am know. The general public sure am can be stupid, yesh? This game, BAH! The character all suck, graphic suck, the story suck, gameplay suck most of all, except for maybe the ending, which is too convoelooted for me am simple brain.


AND THE MUSIC SUCK A HUGE BACHYDYRM PALL. GO FIGURE.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

2. Streets of Rage - What be am a streets? That am like street? Me am confuzled. Anyhow, this game only redeemable feature is becoming bad guy at end. KEWL. But no am chainsawswordgun. NOT SO KEWL. And no John Madden. DOUBLE NOT SO KEWL.

Beat em up genre so boring. Why play when you am can play shoot em up? Wait, me am mean shooter. Shoot em up genre boring, too. Why no shooter called shoot em up? Call of Duty is a shoot em up to me. Just shoot em up. Like morphine. Which be what am we need to ease pain from playing this dinosaur of game. Me am glad you put a sees and decyst on whoever make fan made SOR Remake. No need to pollute the world with hackneyed, boring, chainsawswordgun lacking bullshit. CEREALLY.

AND THE MUSIC SUCK A SUCCULENT BONKEY MALL.

Nahh, too easy.

ZUGGZUGG!





-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

1. Shenmue - The bane of me am existonce. Well, what me am gonna say? You am really no want to do it, anyhow, so it inclueshun on this list is almost redundant, but me am put on anyway! For ol' time sake! Me am can no talk shit about this game enough after all. It really am that dum and pointless.

AND THE MUSIC SUCK A BIG OL' B-REX TALL. NO DOUT.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


That it for today. Me am off to play Gears of War 3 for the 89th time. Goobyebye.